Out-of-Office Messages
Each time I'm on holiday or away from the office, I use the out-of-office facility in Microsoft Outlook. I think I get across all the important points, the fact I’m out of the office and when I’ll be back in the office, so surely anything else is a bonus.

Bonuses are great!

Strictly need to know

I'm out of the office but I don't think you need to know where I really am do you?!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 15 June 2006 at 12:09PM
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Cup of tea challenge

This time when I headed off, I thought I would set a challenge for everyone on my out of office to see who could come up with the best email. We had a winner as well!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 12 April 2006 at 08:36AM
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Baked bean pilots

In the past i've training gerbils to be olympic athletes, so this time I thought i'd turn my hand to training baked beans to be pilots!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 16 February 2006 at 10:55AM
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Bill Oddie Watching

I have nothing against the marvellous Bill Oddie, but some birds have been complaining to me that he is intruding on their privacy and they are not happy. Time to give Old Bill a taste of his own medicine!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 07 December 2005 at 05:53PM
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A little poem

I nearly headed out of the office before setting my out-of-office message, so I had to add a quick one, a little poem!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 05 December 2005 at 05:33PM
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Jason's out-of-office messages

Jason is currently in training for the Worlds Highest Gig, but he still finds time to send through some cracking jokes.

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Authored by Vince Russell on 13 September 2005 at 07:38PM
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Armadillos read my emails

If you don't want to miss an important email, then why not employ an army of Armadillos to sift through your Inbox?.....I know I do!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 15 August 2005 at 06:22PM
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Vince and the Ginsters factory

A chance to look around the Ginsters factory?! Surely that'll be the trip of a lifetime!!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 26 July 2005 at 06:15PM
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Granny farming in the UK

Remember Carter USM singing about Granny farming?! That's surely just bonkers....but maybe I should try it first, I don't want to misjudge them!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 30 June 2005 at 06:30PM
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Fell off my bike!

I a poet and I wasn't even aware of the fact.....hang on...that's not right...i'm a can rhyme and I didn't know it....errr...ok, sod it...

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Authored by Vince Russell on 04 April 2005 at 08:10AM
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Funeral march

Try humming the funeral march theme...you're now humming Star Wars arn't you?

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Authored by Vince Russell on 23 December 2004 at 10:38AM
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Unexplained presents

I know what Luke has got for Christmas

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Authored by Vince Russell on 16 December 2004 at 10:32AM
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Mad as a box of frogs

Ok, I want to know HOW mad a box of frogs is!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 03 December 2004 at 09:07PM
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Moving someone's house

Someone people don't like moving house, I can't see what all the fuss is about!!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 23 November 2004 at 06:03PM
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Vincent van Helsing

I'm outta here! Fighting monsters and beasts whereever I can!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 26 October 2004 at 06:02PM
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At the dentists

Hello, It's with a heavy heart that I have to inform you that i'm not around at the moment, mind you, I really wish I was! Instead i've got to head to a place where you are guaranteed pain, blood,...

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Authored by Vince Russell on 28 September 2004 at 07:00AM
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Starting a band!

That's it, i'm giving it all up and forming a band, "Vince Russell and the Goons from the Moon"

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Authored by Vince Russell on 26 August 2004 at 09:30AM
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Mystical Pants

Some underwear has special powers, I myself have several pairs of lucky underpants, in fact, i'm wearing three of them right now!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 14 June 2004 at 07:00AM
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Get stuffed!

Yuo should never take things literally, you'll only get yourself in a whole lot of bother!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 04 June 2004 at 07:00AM
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Temporary reduction

Don't you just hate it? There you are, minding your own business and all of a sudden, you get shrunk!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 16 April 2004 at 07:00AM
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Invisibility cream

You ain't seen me...right! Actually, neither have I, hopefully everything will be back to normal soon though.

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Authored by Vince Russell on 07 April 2004 at 07:00AM
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Alien takeover

Some messages are done in a hurry and end up being crap.

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Authored by Vince Russell on 19 December 2003 at 07:00AM
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Jules Verne II

Sometimes, a holiday destination is not all it's cracked up to be!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 02 December 2003 at 07:00AM
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Jules Verne

Some reworkings of the old classics are never as good, let's hope Jules Verne approves of this one!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 28 November 2003 at 07:00AM
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Hamster paintballing

Someone has to train up the stars of the future you know!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 29 October 2003 at 07:00AM
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House realignment

I don't mind the odd bit of DIY but sometimes I think I bite of more than I can chew!

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Authored by Vince Russell on 22 September 2003 at 07:00AM
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