Authored by Vince Russell on 16 February 2006 at 10:55AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

Baked bean pilots

Hello there,

Thanks for your great message, loving the colours and the fonts and the words and everything about it, although did you really need to add that amount of punctuation?!?!?!!

Anyway, I'm currently away on a mission to train baked beans to become better pilots on long-haul flights. I'm sure you'll agree that on a local flight, or one lasting about two hours, your average baked bean pilot is more than capable and does a great job. However on flights to America and the Far East, they are frankly not up to the job and you're much better using a potato or a gherkin.

Not for much longer though! I hope that my new generation of baked beans will soon prove to be excellent pilots and that you not only enjoy flying with them, but you'll really enjoy their company as well and would be more than happy to go for a beer with them afterwards!

Here's to baked beans then! Hip hip, Hooray!

Oh, and this should only take a weekend so I'll see you on Monday!

Cheerio!

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 16 February 2006 at 10:55AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

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Lucy said

I thought you were supposed to be building us window sills on your day off, hmmmm??!

16 February 2006 at 02:37PM


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