Authored by Vince Russell on 05 December 2005 at 05:37PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

Linda Lovehandles requires cake

Giftware, sourcing your giftware needs


Giftware Index is one of our websites at work and recently a new chap, Sean, joined us. What better way to introduce him to the product and the company than an email...from Linda Lovehandles!

The Email

Hi Sean,

I got your details from the Giftware Index site and have a request that you may be able to help with. I would have used your Quick Quotes system but my request is more of a personal nature and would appreciate your discretion in this matter.

I’m an exotic dancer (ok, a stripper) working in the Oxfordshire area and my key attraction for my customers is my “appearance from a cake” at stag or hen nights (you’ll be surprised at the number of hen nights that book me!). Anyhow, recently a client of mine got a bit too excited and my cake equipment was severely damaged, so I’m now on the lookout for a new cake for me to appear from. Do you know any suppliers that may be able to help me?

You may have guessed from my stage name that I cater for clients that require a more generously proportioned lady, therefore the supplier I require would need to supply a larger sized cake than the typical order they would fulfil, I hope that doesn’t prove a problem.

Anyway, I thank you in advance for any help you may give, in the meantime I can make do with strategically placed balloons to hide my modesty…at least until it’s Linda Time!!

Yours with bits on,

Linda Lovehandles


I didn't disguise it very well, I didn't want to really, and he spotted it as a gag straight away. That didn't stop him from responding though!

The Reply

Dear Lovehandles,

Thank you for your recent enquiry, your details have been passed to a
local distributor who will contact you shortly.

Regards

Giftware Index

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE PLEASE DO NOT REPLY.


Marvellous stuff, cheers Sean!

Authored by Vince Russell on 05 December 2005 at 05:37PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince


Comment on this article

  

  


Remember Me?