Authored by Vince Russell on 07 December 2005 at 05:53PM
Current rating: 4 out of 5 stars!
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Bill Oddie Watching

Hi there,

Thanks for your great email, it really is marvellous stuff!

But I'm not here, I've been talking to my friends who are birds and they are rather upset with Bill Oddie. Apparently his favourite pastime of Bird Watching is very cruel on the poor chaps, who now have no privacy whatsoever. One of my bird mates said that she opened the curtains after having a shower one morning, and there were loads of bearded guys with binoculars peering in! She had to call in sick to work because she was so traumatised!

So, over the next few days, I'm going to be giving Bill Oddie a taste of his own medicine! I'm inventing Bill Oddie spotting starting now! I'm not sure if I can grow a beard in time but I'll give it a go! Then I'll camp outside his house and follow him round the supermarket. I might even come out with a book on his mating habits, that'll teach him.

In the meantime, if you spot Bill Oddie where you are, let me know and I'll be round.

Hope all is brilliant, and I'll see you back here, first thing Monday.

Oddie permitting.

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 07 December 2005 at 05:53PM
Current rating: 4 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages