Authored by Vince Russell on 15 August 2005 at 06:22PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

Armadillos read my emails

Bonjour!!

Thanks for your email!! I thought it was a vibrant, well put together piece with a generous helping of humour and a tad of added sauciness for good measure! To answer your question, yes I think beers would be good, when do you suggest??

You may wonder how I know that you were asking about beers, well, I may not be in the office but I have an small army of Armadillo's inside my machine that automatically check my emails as they come in. They sift through my inbox, reading each email that I've received and any they think are of interest, they phone through using their little Armadillos mobile phones, typing the numbers out with the tiny little Armadillo hands.

If you have an urgent question though, just address your email to either Derek the Armadillo (head of logistics) or Edward the Armadillo (communications director) and they will contact me on the Dillophone.

Otherwise, I'll be back on Thursday so I'll talk to you then!

Brilliant!!

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 15 August 2005 at 06:22PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages


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