Authored by Vince Russell on 03 December 2004 at 09:31PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

WH Smiths? Place of dreams!

WH Smiths? Place of dreams!

Department sent to: "I'm Sorry" Department

Hi there,

I'm in your shop every once in a while and have never had any problems you'll be pleased to know. In fact, I've probably tried out each department within the store, books, magazines, DVD's, CD's, etc and everything really has been fine.

However, I was slightly perturbed the other night when I had a dream about WH Smith's Hammersmith. In the dream I was buying some books to go on holiday with and I was being served by someone who was pretty new to the job. He was being helped by young lady and as the queue was quite long, she was getting quite agitated. I think it was in a "I'm more experienced and it's beneath me to baby sit this newcomer" kind of way really but the stress was clearly getting to her.

Anyhow, I'm not quite sure what happen but we got into an argument, and not just a raised words disagreement but a full-blown row! Words were said, insults were traded, I ended up throwing my books down and storming out of the shop.

About thirty minutes later, I returned to the shop but this time with a placard (my dream didn't touch on exactly how I got the placard, or even what it said on it), I then started protesting outside the shop to stop people buying things, however, when people asked why they shouldn't shop at your store, I simply replied that "they were horrible to me!".

My dream took a strange turn after that and I ended up in Peru, but what I wanted to say was that I'm really sorry to have been dream-protesting outside your store, as I said, I've never had any problems there so I don't know why I chose WH Smiths. Also, if you could pass my apologies on to the staff in case it was one of them that I was shouting at, I didn't mean it and was only dream-shouting, I do hope they were not offended in any way.

I hope, in time, that you can forgive me and I hope to see you all very soon!

Thanks!

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 03 December 2004 at 09:31PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince


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