Authored by Vince Russell on 16 December 2004 at 10:32AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

Unexplained presents

Hello there!

If your reading this, it must mean you've sent me another cracking email, as all crap emails are automatically filtered out and do not receive my out of office messages. So thank you very much!

Sadly, it also means that i'm actually not here but i'll be back tomorrow, which is Friday for most of the world except Swindon, where it'll be Monday tomorrow.

My absence this time cannot be explained though, even I don't know where I am and normally i'm always know! If you do see me, can let me know please.

I've just remembered that great Christmas joke....

Darth Vader (to Mrs Darth Vader): I know what Luke has got for Christmas!
Mrs Darth Vader: How on earth do you know that?
Darth Vader: Because I have felt his presence!
Mrs Darth Vader: Oooh, you are a one! Fancy a cuppa?
Darth Vader: I am the evil dark lord of the whole universe, I don't drink tea!
Mrs Darth Vader: Sorry, sorry! Coffee ok yeah?
Darth Vader: Yeah, one sugar love. Can I have a biccie as well please....

Oh, that cracks me up everytime!!

Cheerio for now!

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 16 December 2004 at 10:32AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages


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