Authored by Vince Russell on 23 December 2004 at 10:38AM
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Funeral march
Hi there,
Don't you find that everytime you try and hum the funeral march theme, you end up humming the Star Wars theme instead? The one associated with Darth Vader? It's goes dum da-da dum, dum duum dum da dum da dum.
Anyway, thanks for your email! I loved it!! Espcially the part about the dog with no nose! That cracked me up!!
So, as you may know, this is my busiest time of year, what with me being Santa Claus and all that! I've been out to the stables and got all the reindeers ready, and i've got most of my presents in preparatation for the big day! I can tell you that you have been a good little human this year, therefore you're gonna get some cracking presents! I even know exactly what you've got but i'm not telling you 'cos i'll spoil the surprise.
So I hope you enjoy (or enjoyed!) your gifts, you more than deserve them!
Have a great Christmas and New Year and don't forget, i'm Santa!
Hooray!!
Vince.
Authored by Vince Russell on 23 December 2004 at 10:38AM
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