Authored by Vince Russell on 26 October 2004 at 06:02PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

Vincent van Helsing

Hello there!!

I very much like your email! You know the best part of it, it's not unsolicited junk mail which is always nice. However, I'm am not actually here, I really typed this message on Tuesday so that you would know where I am, clever eh!

Yep, I'm off on my travels again, this time I've decided to check out Pennsylvania! I know that it's supposed to be full of vampires, werewolves and creepy crawlies but I think I'm up to the task, for you see, my REAL name is actually...Vincent van Helsing! And I'm off to do whatever it is they do in that film about my life....the one I haven't actually seen yet....not that I need to though because I of course know exactly what it's all about and what happens because it's a biopic of my early days, and I was there, in the flesh!

Vincent van Helsing! That's me! Part-time monster hunter at your service.

I should have rid Pennsylvania of all nasties by Thursday so I'll see you on Friday.

Yours,

Helsey.

Authored by Vince Russell on 26 October 2004 at 06:02PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages


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