Authored by Vince Russell on 26 August 2004 at 09:30AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

Starting a band!

Good morning!

You know, your emails just get better and better, give yourself a very large pat on the back for that one, excellent stuff!!

I'm not here though, i've decided to see if I can form a band, and taking the lead from the mighty David Bowie, we're not gonna be "Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars" but instead "Vince Russell and the Goons from the Moon".

We're a fusion of jazz meets country meets hardcore dance, mostly influenced by Billy Ray Sirus, Elvis and the Cheeky Girls, although those that have heard us liken us to a whole plate of sprouts matured and digested over a few days, then served brown.

But what do they know! I can just see the headline's after our first gig...

"Moon Rocks!" - The Sun
"Stellar Work From Vince and his Goons" - The Mirror
"Debut Gig Lacks Atmosphere" - The Times
"It's All A Hoax! Look At The Flag And The Shadows Goddammit!" - National Enquirer
"Vince Russell Ate My Tortoise" - The Sport

If you'd like to see us play, then look out for us soon at an arena near you. Wembley here we come!

Unless it all goes pear-shaped, then i'll see you back here bright and early on Tuesday!

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 26 August 2004 at 09:30AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages


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