Authored by Vince Russell on 19 August 2004 at 01:36PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

Batchelors Super Noodles

Super Noodles are super!

Department sent to: Super Noddles Special Powers Deptartment

Hi there,

I was at home last night thinking about various things and my mind wandered across to Super Noodles (of all things). So I'm thinking that you've named them Super Noodles because they're a cut above normal noodles, just as the similarly named Super Man was a bit better than your normal chap on the street. So it got me thinking that as your noodles are Super, then it stands to reason that they must have a super power. And I wondered what it might be. So here's what I thought

Invisibility: I don't think they have this power, if that was the case, when I went to the shops, I wouldn't be able to find them. And, that would mean there would be a bit gap in the shelf at Sainsbury's which wouldn't look right.

Invincibility: I don't think the are invincible either, otherwise I'd eat them and never be able to digest them, which would mean that I'll be basically full of noodle's when my time came head off.

X-Ray Vision: They could have X-Ray vision but what good would that do them?

Regeneration: No, that would never do. That would mean I'd buy one packet and a few days later, it'll be back in the cupboard!

Hypnotic Powers: Hummm, we have a candidate. There have been times when I've really fancied something like potatoes but then, there on the shelf are the noodles, and they seem to be saying "Eat me! Eat Mmmmmeeeeee!", it seems to work as well!

The Power to Fly: Can you imagine the confusion at Heathrow if this was the case? Or even just walking down the street and having loads of Super Noodles flying around the place. Chaos! That's what it'll be! Mark my words!

Super Strength: Possibly, if we're talking about the strength of the flavour that is. If it's the strength of the noodle itself then that must be like eating a tyre (not that I've tried that you understand).

And that was it, so I reckon they might have hypnotic powers but I can't be sure, if you know and can let me know, that would be great! I also wonder if this means that somewhere around there's an arch enemy of Super Noodle?

Hope you are all well!


Authored by Vince Russell on 19 August 2004 at 01:36PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

Comments about "Batchelors Super Noodles"

Will said

Super grip
Now I think of it it's so obvious, these tasty and handy snack meals are clearly doing their best to distract us from the truth ... they are obviously from the same radioactive spider hatchery that brought us Spiderman.
One they get warmed up, these things will stick to anything. Walls, ceilings, lamp shades, my leg, even passing birds arent safe!
Could this be the answer?

19 August 2004 at 01:18PM

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