Authored by Vince Russell on 14 June 2004 at 07:00AM
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Mystical Pants

Hello there,

Thank you for you email, it's pretty good but it is with heavy heart that I have to inform you that I am not here! I was here last week, but this week, nothing, nada, gone!

That's not to say that I won't be back next Monday though but this week i'm heading off to the jungle to see if I can find the Mystical Pants Of Hab-Hoomma. Apparently, the pants date from around 300 BC and unlike my own pants from around the same era, these actually give special powers to the wearer! If I can find these mystical pants then I will no longer be troubled by the pant-demons that many UK residents current do.

So in your face normal pant wearers! Vince and his mystical under-crackers will be back in sunny Hammersmith next week!

Cheerio for the time being, I'll bring you back something from the jungle, maybe a mystical bra or two.

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 14 June 2004 at 07:00AM
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Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages