Authored by Vince Russell on 22 June 2004 at 07:00AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

McDonalds fancy dress?

Old Mac Ronald had a cow, beefburger, beefburger, beefburger!

Department sent to: The "Can I Be Ronald" Department

Hi there,

I'm going to a birthday party in a couple of weeks and I just wanted to check something with you first. I'm intending on going as a clown, with the whole face-paint, big grin, squirty flower action going on, but I'm going to be calling myself Ronald, as that's my middle name and I'd like to keep my identity secret at the party just in case - last time I went as Vince the Giant Squirrel but I had a little too much to drink and....well, I better not go into that actually, needless to say, this time, I have to be incognito!

Sorry, back to the point, I just wanted to check to see if you minded if I went as Ronald the Clown, given that you have the whole Ronald McDonald thing going on. Do you still do that by the way? I haven't seen him for ages, there used to be one that wandered around Hammersmith back in the late 80's.

I can assure you that there will be plenty of differences in my outfit compared with Big Ron's, I'm sure Big Ron never had a squirty flower did he? Can't wait to get that! It's going to be great!

I only ask 'cos one of the guys at work was telling me about a chap called Graham in America who nearly got sued for painting himself gold and wandering around half of Santa Barbara, apparently Nestle deemed this an insult to their Golden Grahams breakfast cereal!

Anyhow, hope you are all marvellous and maybe I'll try and get someone to take some pictures at the party so you can see the squirty flower as well.


Thanks!

Vince.

Authored by Vince Russell on 22 June 2004 at 07:00AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

Comments about "McDonalds fancy dress?"

A B H Comyns said

Vince, don't do it. Everything at McDonalds is bad for you, haven't you read the press. I bet that if you go to this party as Ronald you will feel shit (can I use the word shit on your site) in the morning.

20 August 2004 at 11:48AM

Vince's mum said

Vince feels shit the morning after every party!

30 November 2004 at 10:26AM


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