Authored by Vince Russell on 14 May 2004 at 12:38PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince

Sainsbury's loud sandwiches

Shhhhhhh!!

Department sent to: Sandwich Sound Department

Hi there,

I recently bought a very tasty ham and cheese sandwich from yourselves and I thought I'd better let you know, in case you don't already know, that it was ok but it was just too loud!

I thought it was a one off last week when a similar thing happened but now I see that it's not, I decided to compare sandwich from different companies in the Hammersmith area...

Tesco21db
Safeway28.3db
Salmon Jack's Super Sarnies29db
Coffee Bean12.4db (it was wrapped in a paper bag)
Sainsbury's56db

After seeing these results, I thought that I could perhaps do better myself, but sadly my measurements have me at 61db, the loudest yet! I think that's partly due to the fact that while I was making the sandwich, my cat Steve kept meowing as it thought I was making one with tuna, and I had the TV up really loud so I could hear it in the kitchen. Oh, and I think there may have been some roadworks going on outsideb&and some police action.....and maybe a riot....with perhaps a couple of barking dogs....

So, yes, your sandwiches are LOUD, but I can't do any better, so carry on!

Hope you are all marvellous!


Vince Russell

Authored by Vince Russell on 14 May 2004 at 12:38PM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Letters from Vince


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