Authored by Vince Russell on 16 April 2004 at 07:00AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages

Temporary reduction

Hello,

Thank you VERY much for your email, as always, it's a marvellous example of how email should be used!

But, sadly i'm not here to give you an instant response because my height has been drastically reduced to 2 foot 7. I'm not quite sure how this happened so i'm going to have to go and seek specialist advice.

I know what you're thinking, being challenged in the tallness department is not really a good excuse for not being around, and you're right! But let me tell you this, whereas before I lived just a few miles from the train station, now that my head and my ankles are so much closer together, this means that to my little body the train station is now a mammoth 124 miles away, i'm actually on my way in as we speak!

I'm hoping that i'll be back to normal soon, or who know's, the effects might be reversed and I end up 7 fot 2! That would be terrible though 'cos then all my trousers won't fit any more!

Anyway, enjoy your day and i'll read your email very soon.

Cheerio!

Vince
Temporary short-a*se

Authored by Vince Russell on 16 April 2004 at 07:00AM
Current rating: 3 out of 5 stars!
Filed under: Out-of-Office Messages


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