Authored by Vince Russell on 29 October 2003 at 07:00AM
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Hamster paintballing
Hello there!!
Thanks for your email, i'm really sorry i'm not around to read it, I hear it's a real cracker too!
I'm currently in Guatemala working as a scout for the local hamster paintball team. As i'm sure you know, "Hammies Stars" are currently lying third in the table after they successfully beat local rivals "Ginnies Pigs" in a shootout. However it was a close contest and we're in desparate need of strengthening in certain departments, so i've come to Guatemala to find some sharp shooting Hamsters in an attempt to push us to the top of the league and into the Champions league next year.
If you hear of any hamsters that are good with a paintball gun, let me know.
Thanks!
Vince.
Authored by Vince Russell on 29 October 2003 at 07:00AM
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